Evening Lads Tomorrow sees three of the team off to the Zoo for their afternoon bags meeting Buzz/Tommy-T and you Turk are the standard bearers but to be honest after racing the flag will be at half mast I am not having a go at you Turk you get what it says on the tin with you my BFG bosh you are off either running out of gas or finding trouble its the other two characters I am getting at Buzz you have not been firing on all cylinders for a while maybe you just need a good old servicing or a large dose of Epsom Salts that will sort you out! Tommy-T you have the stripes of a Tiger a big scary cat but in reality you are just a little furry pussy cat "COME ON HAVE A GO! if you think you are hard enough Be careful keep safe and make sure the three of you come back sound and more than likely with your tails between your legs
A very good evening to you Ricky and to you Mira Tomorrow sees the both of you off to the Zoo to do battle so early to bed for the pair of you(separate kennels of course) RICKY you start the ball rolling grade A2 for you and if you remember to take your TBs you could just about get off the front and then young fella put your paws to the floor and break your rivals hearts Lady luck deserted you last week but fingers crossed she keeps you free from trouble tomorrow MIRA you will have to wait until the last race on the card before you can enter the arena but it will be worth the wait as you young lady compete in a good class A1 yes Mira up against the Top Guns and when you see the card you will most definitely say O.M.G as the youth of today say! This is by far your toughest test every one of your rivals have done sub 28secs and one has done a 4.19 split Hot to trot or what! But my bonnie young lass I would not swap you for anything else in the race May both of your races be trouble free and lets make sure you both come back safe and sound
Good morning Guy's and Gal's Later today five of you will represent the team down at the place they call the Zoo Wounded warriors some of you but it's great to see you back Jason my young Argonaut you are the first to step into the arena and all that is required from you is for you to shrug off the memory's of your recent fall enjoy your race and come back safe and sound McCreevy You are next into the arena hopefully fully recovered from your sore paw so as I told young Jason all that is required from you is for you to get out there tonight and enjoy your race and come back safe and sound Izzy You are the third member of the team to enter the arena and after your time off through Lady dog things tonight is not the night to get Bizzy just get out there and blow a few cobwebs out Daisy Deux You are next in line to do battle and you are racing in grade S3 that's over 6 bends and fingers crossed the 590mts will be your forte By the way Daisy yes I might be biased and the only person to think so but I thought you ran a cracking race last time you visited the Zoo although finishing third and not beaten far it was the never say die attitude that you showed to get to that position after falling out of the traps Turk my BFG you will be the final member of the team to do battle and remember to take your bash hat as there is pace all around you and I can envisage trouble hopefully I am way off the mark as you do have a couple of pieces of form (although a while ago) to give you a chance but still take your hat May you all enjoy yourselves this evening in the amphitheatre at Belle Vue be CAREFULL out there and make sure you all come back safe and sound
Wakey Wakey Rise and shine Good morning troops this evening the team send two young warriors to the Zoo and it will be Daisy Deux and Jason You were both victorious when you last visited Belle Vue could it be the same today? Daisy Deux you are back over 470 so remember to get your dainty little paws into gear early doors to have any chance of getting the double Jason my young Argonaut after your victory last time out you have been raised to grade A4 and theirs one thing I can say without any fear of contradiction is that you will not start the ODDS ON jolly! Lady luck pointed her finger at you last time fingers crossed she does the same tonight as you will need that and you young fella to up your game Good luck be careful and make sure you both come back safe and sound
The three shirkers and the worker are off to the Zoo! Mornin lad's today sees the four of you hopefully putting a shift in on Belle Vues afternoon bags meeting I know you Ricky always do but the three likely lads have their own definition of a shift! Come on McCreevy/Blu and Buzz give your dad and the up North Old Codger Crew something to shout about
If ever their was a day to "STAND UP AND BE COUNTED" tomorrow is that day! This post is not aimed at you Mira or you Izzy as you both always try your best but at the other two members of the team who travel to the Zoo with you tomorrow those likely lads McCreevy and Tommy-T You all know what has happened within Team Borosilicate in the last ten days or so and it would be nice for you both to step up to the mark
Good evening lads Forgive the sarcasm but its the "Workers and Shirkers" show tomorrow down at the place they call the Zoo Jason my young Argonaut you will set sail towards the island of Belle Vue in your quest to gain your A3 fleece but there are choppy waters ahead for you young fella and if you are lucky enough to reach the island you will have to do battle with the Legend who is known as the "Black Turbo" good luck young fella as you will need it! Tommy-T You know the team has been decimated through injury and loss of late so for once could the real Tommy-T from Tralee please TURN UP! Good luck and keep safe
Evening lads Tomorrow sees four of you off to the Zoo and its you McCreevy who has the honour to be first to do battle You McCreevy will do what you always do fall out and run on but as I told you when you stepped up to the mark in honour of Buzz on the 5th of this month anything you do from then on is fine by me just come back safe and sound Jason my young Argonaut are up against it in your endeavour to gain your grade A3 fleece with rivals winning in this grade and higher and dropping in grade but you will do your best for that I am certain Tommy-T the boy from Tralee you will be the third member of the team to enter the arena and you don't deserve it but those kind souls in the racing office have given you a great chance but will you take it you Brindled Buffoon I very much doubt it if your last race was anything to go by where you forgot yourself and did a smash break to get off the front only to wait for your competitors to catch you up its only a pity there are no hurdle races at the Zoo no more STOP CLOWNING ABOUT! Ricky S.O.M You are the last member of the team to do battle and one thing your dad and the up north old codger crew are guaranteed is that they will get a run for their hard earned GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU and remember be careful out there
A good late evening to you my two bonnie girls I know my post is late and you Mira and Daisy Deux should be Knockin the Zeds out and dreaming of chasing bunnies but your aunty Bev will read you this tomorrow when she does her rounds Mira you are pencilled in to contest a D3 sprint once again I don't know if you like these races but it is what it is so try your best Daisy Deux a game change is required tomorrow evening down at the Zoo In your last nine contests you have started the jolly or joint jolly and in all of those nine races lady luck has given you the middle digit So young Daisy tomorrow I want to see you "BUCK" that trend and produce a smash break and go on to victory at a very healthy 5 or 6/1 Gobbledygook people may say but one can always dream Good luck to both of you and make sure you both come back safe and sound
Evening lads Its the "Ricky and McCreevy" show down at the place they call the Zoo tomorrow and ladies and gentlemen it will be the first and last time you see them! Don't panic lads you are in the first and last races on the card that's all but I bet the statement got your attention Ricky you are first to enter the arena grade A2 for you young fella and what a cracking race A1/Open race winners Open race sprint winners against you but I know you will not shirk at the task put in front of you You Ricky and the rest of your competitors have very much the same splits so a scream of "Banzai" could be the order of the day as you hit the first bend The one and only Mr McCreevy well sir you will be competing in the last race on the card and as I told you in my last post you have had a two grade hike but to be fair the RO had little choice after the race on Sunday You McCreevy will most probably do what you always do but your kennel mate young "Seamus" has the early toe so why not try and keep in his slipstream and then kicking in the Turbo only a thought young fella May both of your races be trouble free and most importantly you both come back safe and sound
Good evening troop Team Borosilicate have a van full of you young warriors down at the place they call the Zoo tomorrow on their afternoon bags card The two chuckle brothers McCreevy and Tommy-T will not be competing so whatever the outcome it will be WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER for me and the up North Old Codger Crew tomorrow no coins of the realm lost on those two characters Good luck Ricky/Izzy/Mira/Lacy and Royston run like the wind but most importantly make sure you all come back safe and sound
WAKEY WAKEY Morning guy's and gals Later today the four of you will be making your way to do battle in the arena down at the place they call the Zoo One of the Chuckle brothers will be up first yes Tommy-T it's you and how low can you go grade A8 that's how low enough said! Royston you will be next into the arena grade A3 A tough race with hounds that have won in the grade and higher so you will have to do everything right from the off any mistakes and it will be game over but with youth and exuberance on your side anything could happen Daisy Deux you will be next to compete Grade A6 for you young Lady and if you can conjure up a smash break you have the overall times to be up where it matters at the finish Lacy you will be the final member of the team to enter the arena Grade A4 for you so it is obvious the racing office were watching you and not Bill and Ben the flower pot men last time you ran! A two grade hike so it will be tough but l know you will give it your best shot (not like someone I could mention) and that's all that any dad could ask for Good luck to all of you may all of your races be trouble free and you all come back safe and sound
Good morning Lad's Shortly the three of you will be off to the Zoo Jason you will be first up and it is grade A6 for you young fella and you have a exemplary record in this class fingers crossed you can make it two from two Ricky you will be the next one to enter the arena and you will have to cope with a raise in grade but a similar performance as your last would put you in the mix And finally Chuckle brother number two MrMcreevy Could you would you pull the proverbial "Bunny" out of the hat as your side kick Tommy-T did last night Me and the Old Codger Crew think not PROVE US WRONG!
Roll up Roll up for the best show in town Live on stage this evening at the place they call the Zoo are the one and only CHUCKLE BROTHERS After last weeks sensational performance by the pair they are both back in town Mornin lad's is that a big enough introduction for the pair of you to put in a repeat performance If it is you would be in a dead heat as both of you are in the same race and raised THREE grades! All that I can say to you Tommy-T and to you MrMcCreevy is you will do what you will do and it will be what it will be I wonder what odds me and the Old Codger Crew could get for you pair to finish fifth and sixth?
Good evening lad's and lasses Hopefully you are all snuggled up in bed dreaming of bunnies Tomorrow sees the team mob handed down at the place they call the Zoo Fingers and toes crossed we don't come away empty handed or else me and the Old Codger Crew will be feasting on Pot Noodles this weekend May all of your races be trouble free and most importantly you all come back safe and sound