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Post by borosilicate on Jun 4, 2019 19:04:50 GMT
If ever their was a day to "STAND UP AND BE COUNTED" tomorrow is that day! This post is not aimed at you Mira or you Izzy as you both always try your best but at the other two members of the team who travel to the Zoo with you tomorrow those likely lads McCreevy and Tommy-T You all know what has happened within Team Borosilicate in the last ten days or so and it would be nice for you both to step up to the mark
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Post by borosilicate on Jun 18, 2019 22:50:24 GMT
Good evening lads Forgive the sarcasm but its the "Workers and Shirkers" show tomorrow down at the place they call the Zoo Jason my young Argonaut you will set sail towards the island of Belle Vue in your quest to gain your A3 fleece but there are choppy waters ahead for you young fella and if you are lucky enough to reach the island you will have to do battle with the Legend who is known as the "Black Turbo" good luck young fella as you will need it! Tommy-T You know the team has been decimated through injury and loss of late so for once could the real Tommy-T from Tralee please TURN UP! Good luck and keep safe
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Post by borosilicate on Jun 25, 2019 22:03:31 GMT
Evening lads Tomorrow sees four of you off to the Zoo and its you McCreevy who has the honour to be first to do battle You McCreevy will do what you always do fall out and run on but as I told you when you stepped up to the mark in honour of Buzz on the 5th of this month anything you do from then on is fine by me just come back safe and sound Jason my young Argonaut are up against it in your endeavour to gain your grade A3 fleece with rivals winning in this grade and higher and dropping in grade but you will do your best for that I am certain Tommy-T the boy from Tralee you will be the third member of the team to enter the arena and you don't deserve it but those kind souls in the racing office have given you a great chance but will you take it you Brindled Buffoon I very much doubt it if your last race was anything to go by where you forgot yourself and did a smash break to get off the front only to wait for your competitors to catch you up its only a pity there are no hurdle races at the Zoo no more STOP CLOWNING ABOUT! Ricky S.O.M You are the last member of the team to do battle and one thing your dad and the up north old codger crew are guaranteed is that they will get a run for their hard earned GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU and remember be careful out there
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Post by borosilicate on Jun 28, 2019 23:46:12 GMT
A good late evening to you my two bonnie girls I know my post is late and you Mira and Daisy Deux should be Knockin the Zeds out and dreaming of chasing bunnies but your aunty Bev will read you this tomorrow when she does her rounds Mira you are pencilled in to contest a D3 sprint once again I don't know if you like these races but it is what it is so try your best Daisy Deux a game change is required tomorrow evening down at the Zoo In your last nine contests you have started the jolly or joint jolly and in all of those nine races lady luck has given you the middle digit So young Daisy tomorrow I want to see you "BUCK" that trend and produce a smash break and go on to victory at a very healthy 5 or 6/1 Gobbledygook people may say but one can always dream Good luck to both of you and make sure you both come back safe and sound
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Post by borosilicate on Jul 9, 2019 18:49:12 GMT
Evening lads Its the "Ricky and McCreevy" show down at the place they call the Zoo tomorrow and ladies and gentlemen it will be the first and last time you see them! Don't panic lads you are in the first and last races on the card that's all but I bet the statement got your attention Ricky you are first to enter the arena grade A2 for you young fella and what a cracking race A1/Open race winners Open race sprint winners against you but I know you will not shirk at the task put in front of you You Ricky and the rest of your competitors have very much the same splits so a scream of "Banzai" could be the order of the day as you hit the first bend The one and only Mr McCreevy well sir you will be competing in the last race on the card and as I told you in my last post you have had a two grade hike but to be fair the RO had little choice after the race on Sunday You McCreevy will most probably do what you always do but your kennel mate young "Seamus" has the early toe so why not try and keep in his slipstream and then kicking in the Turbo only a thought young fella May both of your races be trouble free and most importantly you both come back safe and sound
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Oct 22, 2019 21:58:04 GMT
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Post by borosilicate on Oct 22, 2019 21:58:04 GMT
Good evening troop Team Borosilicate have a van full of you young warriors down at the place they call the Zoo tomorrow on their afternoon bags card The two chuckle brothers McCreevy and Tommy-T will not be competing so whatever the outcome it will be WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER for me and the up North Old Codger Crew tomorrow no coins of the realm lost on those two characters Good luck Ricky/Izzy/Mira/Lacy and Royston run like the wind but most importantly make sure you all come back safe and sound
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Post by borosilicate on Nov 2, 2019 8:20:54 GMT
WAKEY WAKEY Morning guy's and gals Later today the four of you will be making your way to do battle in the arena down at the place they call the Zoo One of the Chuckle brothers will be up first yes Tommy-T it's you and how low can you go grade A8 that's how low enough said! Royston you will be next into the arena grade A3 A tough race with hounds that have won in the grade and higher so you will have to do everything right from the off any mistakes and it will be game over but with youth and exuberance on your side anything could happen Daisy Deux you will be next to compete Grade A6 for you young Lady and if you can conjure up a smash break you have the overall times to be up where it matters at the finish Lacy you will be the final member of the team to enter the arena Grade A4 for you so it is obvious the racing office were watching you and not Bill and Ben the flower pot men last time you ran! A two grade hike so it will be tough but l know you will give it your best shot (not like someone I could mention) and that's all that any dad could ask for Good luck to all of you may all of your races be trouble free and you all come back safe and sound
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Post by borosilicate on Nov 3, 2019 8:12:55 GMT
Good morning Lad's Shortly the three of you will be off to the Zoo Jason you will be first up and it is grade A6 for you young fella and you have a exemplary record in this class fingers crossed you can make it two from two Ricky you will be the next one to enter the arena and you will have to cope with a raise in grade but a similar performance as your last would put you in the mix And finally Chuckle brother number two MrMcreevy Could you would you pull the proverbial "Bunny" out of the hat as your side kick Tommy-T did last night Me and the Old Codger Crew think not PROVE US WRONG!
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Post by borosilicate on Nov 9, 2019 8:09:16 GMT
Roll up Roll up for the best show in town Live on stage this evening at the place they call the Zoo are the one and only CHUCKLE BROTHERS After last weeks sensational performance by the pair they are both back in town Mornin lad's is that a big enough introduction for the pair of you to put in a repeat performance If it is you would be in a dead heat as both of you are in the same race and raised THREE grades! All that I can say to you Tommy-T and to you MrMcCreevy is you will do what you will do and it will be what it will be I wonder what odds me and the Old Codger Crew could get for you pair to finish fifth and sixth?
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TEAM TALK
Nov 12, 2019 22:54:46 GMT
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Post by borosilicate on Nov 12, 2019 22:54:46 GMT
Good evening lad's and lasses Hopefully you are all snuggled up in bed dreaming of bunnies Tomorrow sees the team mob handed down at the place they call the Zoo Fingers and toes crossed we don't come away empty handed or else me and the Old Codger Crew will be feasting on Pot Noodles this weekend May all of your races be trouble free and most importantly you all come back safe and sound
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