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Post by BVADMIN on Mar 9, 2018 7:40:47 GMT
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Post by BVADMIN on May 9, 2018 21:41:09 GMT
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Post by hayley2992 on May 10, 2018 6:18:25 GMT
A LIVERPOOL FAN WALKS INTO THE LOCAL DOLE OFFICE, MARCHES STRAIGHT UP TO THE COUNTER TO COLLECT HIS GIRO AND SAYS "HI...YA KNOW, I JUST HATE CLAIMING BENEFITS. I'D REALLY RATHER HAVE A JOB." The lady behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes or his Rolls, he'll supply all of your clothes, credit cards and money. Because of the long hours, all your meals will also be provided. You'll be expected to escort the beautiful daughter on her overseas holiday trips, you'll have to satisfy all of her needs including any "physical" urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage and the starting salary is £200,000 a year" The LIVERPOOL FAN says, "You're bullsh!ttin' me!" The lady says, "YEAH, BUT YOU STARTED IT".
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Post by BVADMIN on May 28, 2018 12:40:17 GMT
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Post by BVADMIN on Jul 3, 2018 17:04:03 GMT
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Post by hayley2992 on Jul 12, 2018 18:14:43 GMT
***BREAKING NEWS***
FIFA officials have noticed that Croatia used a player that was yellow carded two games ago. He should have missed the last two games.
FIFA officials could disqualify Croatia from the World Cup, meaning England could potentially still be on their way to the final!
This news is official and can be checked on the BBC website. It was brought to the attention of the chairman of FIFA only 25 minutes ago.
Carlsberg don't do statuses, but if they did, this would be the best status of the World Cup 2018!
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Post by BVADMIN on Jul 31, 2018 9:23:06 GMT
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Post by BVADMIN on Jul 31, 2018 12:01:38 GMT
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Post by BVADMIN on Sept 22, 2018 11:30:27 GMT
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Post by BVADMIN on Dec 8, 2018 8:53:06 GMT
NOT EVERYBODY IS HAPPY THESE DAYS IN MANCHESTER....
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